Friday, May 14th, 2010
Consider the elevator operator.
Elevator operators were tasked with pulling all the levers and gizmos and making sure people would get to the correct floor. Sometimes, they'd even get to make announcements. "Third floor, women's lingerie!" or something to that effect. And they did it all in full uniform.
Of course, now that ...
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Wednesday, May 6th, 2009
It might sound perverse, but I actually don't mind busy days here. After all, an idle mind is the devil's playground. And although I love a good swing on the monkey bars, it's nice to be busy.
Of course, no one can work an entire day straight. Your brain needs a ...
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Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
Mon Dieu!
French workers have kidnapped their bosses to response to hundreds of proposed layoffs.
I know, I know. You think I'm playing a big April Fools day prank on you, right? Like, you'll click the link and all of a sudden your computer will be infected with the Conficker.c worm or ...
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Monday, February 23rd, 2009
You all know I'm very modest (and awesome, clearly).
But, I'm just going to pat myself on the back for a minute. Did you notice that all my predictions for last night's Oscars came true? I'm totally going to go out and buy some lotto tickets now!
Anyway, between the champagne, the ...
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Wednesday, February 11th, 2009
So, let's check the to-do list: deadlines, meetings, projects, conference calls.
Laugher IS the best medicine!
And don't forget worrying about the current economic recession, layoffs, your yearly review, whether your boss will finally notice you (and not just when you screw up), whether your sweetheart is going to send you a ...
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Monday, January 19th, 2009
Well now, it's been exciting couple of days. First of all, today is Martin Luther King Day. I think we can agree that the country has made great strides towards Dr. King's vision of a united country. Good for us.
Matt Leinart: One Cardinal that won't poop on your coat. Probably.
And ...
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Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
Barack Obama's inauguration is in less than a week, and everyone wants a piece. In fact, scalpers are trying to sell tickets at $500 a pop. That's great. (Well, not the scalper part. I wouldn't buy tickets from a scalper--it just seems not cool. Unless they could get me tickets ...
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Monday, December 15th, 2008
"Do you know what I'd like for Christmas?" my coworker asked. "Money. Money or a gift certificate to Walmart."
It's not a glamorous request. But it is practical. (Then again, so are the socks I'm undoubtedly getting for Hanukkah, but that doesn't mean I want them.) I guess it's a strong ...
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Monday, December 1st, 2008
I don't know about you all, but I'm still stuffed from my Thanksgiving feast (and the days and days of turkey leftovers). That, coupled with the way-too-fast vacation, has left me feeling a little lethargic and, I hate to say it, unmotivated.
Usually, I can get through the December doldrums by ...
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Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
Remember when you were younger and wanted to go to a horror movie/stay out late/get a puppy?
"Come on, everyone's doing it," you'd whine.
"If everyone else was jumping off a bridge, would you too?" your mother would reply.
"Well, no..."
And that would be the end of it.
Well, I'm here to tell you ...
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